As Celia's father, I am flattered by the attention she is receiving by would-be suitors; however, I am a little concerned that no one has thought to discuss future arrangements with me. It's not that I'm against arranged marriages, but there are forms of etiquette to be observed. Let's begin with a bride-price. I will open bidding at a six-pack of Bud, two cigarettes, and 50 gummy bears (mother's stipulation). Bidding will close on Celia's 25th birthday. May the best man, or woman, (we're open-minded about these things) win.
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She looks a little old for Gordie...of coarse some guys do like older women....;)
Sorry, but Celia is taken!
Eli and Celia are going on their first date together (with Moms ofcourse!) on Feb 14th -their first swimming lesson.
As Celia's father, I am flattered by the attention she is receiving by would-be suitors; however, I am a little concerned that no one has thought to discuss future arrangements with me. It's not that I'm against arranged marriages, but there are forms of etiquette to be observed. Let's begin with a bride-price. I will open bidding at a six-pack of Bud, two cigarettes, and 50 gummy bears (mother's stipulation). Bidding will close on Celia's 25th birthday. May the best man, or woman, (we're open-minded about these things) win.
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