Postcards from The Usual Suspects...
I'm not sure if any one has been following the news here in london, but there was a bank robbery this week, and quite a bit of 'Gang Related' activity in the area. So officials are really cracking down.
Locals have been on the lookout for a gang of young men. They are reportedly carrying 'loaded' diapers and will spit up on you without warning.
They can be identified by their trail of drool, easy distraction to Baby Einstein videos and plastic cup and spoons.
Their only known photo's were taken following a raid earlier this week where they were brought in for questioning and released under house arrest.
At this time, I would like to introduce... "The Usual Suspects".
Muscles
Sticky Lips
Lady Killer
Junior
(Don't let his size fool you - He's been known to eat off of both breasts in one sitting)
And...
The Godfather
If you see any of these 'Men'... proceed with caution, and please call their mothers.
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